Thursday, October 24, 2013

Story 3 (600 words)

There was once a guy named Jimmy. Jimmy liked to go out and party with his friends. He could never hold a steady job due to the fact that he would go to his jobs intoxicated. He didn’t care about anything other than himself. No one in his family mattered to him. He would neglect them all just to go out and party with his “friends.” The guys he considered his friends were all criminals that recently got out of jail. Each one of them was in jail for a different reason. The first guy Gary was in jail for killing the owner of a store. The second guy Billy was in jail for stealing a car and the last guy Fred was in jail for trying to rob a store. Jimmy didn’t know how he fit in with these guys, but he did. Then this one day Jimmy was with the boys at the bar and Fred told them that he needed to talk to them in private, so they went to the store and bought a 30 pack of beer. Then they went to Jimmy’s house because nobody lived with him. Jimmy knew that it must have been important due to the fact that they never met up anywhere besides the bar. Fred asked Jimmy if anyone would be able to hear him, and Jimmy said no because all his neighbors were out of town. This was good Fred said. Fred told Jimmy to get a chalkboard or a white board. Jimmy came back with a big white board that he found the one night when he was drunk walking around. Fred used this to his advantage and he made a quick little diagram. The diagram was of a big square. Everyone was confused at what it was. Fred put some windows a door and a name on the building. That’s when it clicked in everyone’s head. It was a drawing of the bank. This bank was a high end bank because it was recently robbed. Jimmy and the rest of the crew were a little nervous about this because they all knew Fred got pinched for trying to rob a store. If he couldn’t get away with robbing a store how could he get away with robbing a bank? That’s when Fred pulled out all of the bank records. It had names of people who have money in the bank. They figured out that in the bank there would be more than 100 million dollars. This is one of the most used banks in America. The only problem with this bank is everything is guarded by security. People can’t even go to the bathroom without getting checked by security. This really started to scare the guys. Fred had the idea of sending them all in to get jobs for the bank so they could have key cards to get in. Fred told Jimmy to get a job as a janitor. The janitor job would be perfect for him because he didn’t have to do too much. Fred told Gary and Billy to get jobs as security guards so they could let Jimmy slip by them. This is all they needed. Fred got some hidden cameras so they could get a good view of the inside. After Jimmy placed all the cameras Fred planed how to take everything out. The day finally came. Jimmy called off that day so he could drive Fred to the bank and they could get the money out of there. Jimmy and Fred ran into the bank and they pulled out their guns and put them on Gary and Billy to let them get passed the wall. After they got into the safe they let Gary and Billy grab money. They loaded it all into 20 duffle bags of money. They ran out the door and there were 5 cop cars. They had the choice to either get arrested or try to run. They all started running and the cops gunned them down. The moral of the story. Don’t try to rob bank.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Story 2 (600)

There once was a man named Bert Roberts. He enjoyed walking through the city with his dog named Larry. Larry was a 4 year old Golden Retriever. Bert got Larry when he was at the age of 18. Bert is now 22. Bert and Larry are like no other combination of dog and owner. Bert treats Larry like he is more than a dog. He treats Larry like his son. The two of them would go out to football games, and they would also try and get girls together. Larry would go for female dogs, but it seemed that Bert had better lucky using Larry as a wing man, and when Larry would use Bert as a wing man it wouldn't really work. The dynamic duo would try their hardest to be happy and have a good time just living life. Bert had to work every day other than weekends. Bert worked at a tattoo parlor. The only thing is that Bert never got a tattoo in his life, but he was really good at giving tattoos. He was voted the best tattoo artist in East LA. He never said no to anything a client wanted, and the tattoos always turned out great. The only time he would ever say no is if the client was under the age of 18. He never broke the law once in his life. He was a straight edge guy with a dog. He never had any luck meeting girls, but he always tried. Then one day Bert decided to get a tattoo and everything changed. He started drinking and everything. He never cared about anything at all. Then one day after Bert got home from the store with his 30 pack of beer Bert thought he was missing something, but he couldn’t figure it out. This feeling went on for about 2 months. Then he finally realized what it was. Larry left him. Bert didn’t think that would ever happen, but Larry didn’t like who Bert turned into so Larry left to find a new owner. The only problem is a dog on the streets alone in the city doesn’t work to well. Larry ended up at the dog pound. Larry didn’t have his collar on, so no one knew who he belonged to. Bert went to the dog pound one day to hope and find Larry. Bert found Larry at the pound and that’s when everything changed back to how it was. Larry decided that drinking and partying wasn’t worth it because he lost his best friend Larry. Bert never had another drop of alcohol again. He decided to quit his job as being a tattoo artist and start his new career as a dog sitter. He began to watch dogs. He realized that dogs were his favorite thing in the world. He had to lose his best friend to make this discovery. When Bert got Larry back he realized what life really was. He had to find a place where he could take care of all the dogs that people wanted to him to watch. He had to watch 4 dogs not including Larry. All the dogs were about the same. They needed to be walked once an hour and get feed and played with. Bert had to go out and purchase 10 chew toys because the dogs went through 1 a week. This started to become hard for Bert to pay for everything. He had to raise his prices this made him feel really bad because he didn’t want to charge more, but his clients were all millionaires so they didn’t really have a problem with paying a little more. This made Bert really happy. Bert and Larry lived happily ever after.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Story 1 (682 words)

There was once this dog named Niki. This dog was little annoying chihuahua. This dog would run around and bite other dogs. This was probably one of the meanest dogs there ever was. It would be mean to all the other dogs, and it would bully the bigger dogs. Then one day this dog met another dog named Jake the pit bull and this other dog Jake tried his very hardest to make Niki the chihuahua a nice dog. The only problem is that this dog didn't mean as much to the chihuahua as this other dog did. They would talk all the time. They would also even talk when the chihuahua and the pit bull were together. This other dog's name was Brandon the poodle. The pit bull and the poodle were pretty good friends for awhile, but then the poodle gave up the pit bull's friendship to be friends with the poodle even though they were friends first. Basically they were in a triangle. It was a bad triangle. The pit bull being a nasty dog tried to do something about the little triangle, but the pit bull was the one that got hurt in the end. The pit bull eventually got sick of being in this whole thing, so the pit bull decided to do what pit bulls do and leave to protect. The chihuahua ended up with the poodle and the two dogs were happy together. The pit bull on the other hand wasn't all that happy. He managed to start fighting other dogs, and that's where it all went downhill fast. This dog ended up at a professional quarterback's house. When the pit bull was at this house he decided that since he lost the chihuahua he would spend his time alone working out so he could beat all the other dogs out there. He wanted to be the strongest dog there ever was. He spent his time eating steak and drinking milk so he could get bigger. After he had his meal the pit bull would go out and train. The pit bull would train by going to the local dog park and trying to fight the biggest dog it could find. The dogs ranged from Great Danes to other pit bulls to Mastiffs, and once the pit bull even fought a wolf. That was when the pit bull realized that he was the strongest dog out there. The pit bull was surprisingly let down by this feeling. It knew that no one would ever be able to look at him the same way. He wished he could go back to when he was with the chihuahua. The pit bull decided he would go try to find the chihuahua. The pit bull went all the way across the town. This dog had to get past a few groups of dog catchers, and the hardest task was the pit bull had to get past himself. The pit bull had to realize all of the mistakes it made. It had made a lot. The pit bull didn't gain anything from fighting all those other dogs. The only thing that happened was the pit bull seriously injured a few dogs and scared the rest of them. No other dogs wanted be around the pit bull because they were all scared he would beat them up. The pit bull had lost everything in the end. The pit bull finally made it to the chihuahua's house and he went to go see her, but guess who was there. The poodle. At this point the pit bull was overwhelmed. The pit bull decided it was time to start over so he ran. He kept on running until he could not run anymore than he ran a little more. The pit bull was on the run to find happiness. The pit bull kept thinking it would be able to find it somewhere else, but then the worst thing that could happen. Happened. The pit bull got caught by dog catchers and the dog pound seen him as a threat and put him down.

Intro

It’s time to read some stories. I’m going to write a variety of stories. They could be based off true events they could be completely made up. The idea could be made by someone else. It could be anything. I just have to say ahead of time in all of my stories there will be a decent amount of cars in all of them. I might make a story just about cars. Who knows? I think I might know. I will get into a short story now. 

In the year 1996 on the thirteenth day of November there was a legend born. This man’s name is Jake Woj. He changed the world one country at a time. He would travel all around the world and tell people about how the world should work. He would be driving around in his Nissan GT-R. It was black with black tinted windows and black BBS rims. He called it the megaphone. It was so dark that it was loud. It wasn’t literally loud, but it was metaphorically loud. It was a play on words if you will. The car would go 0-60 in 2.7 seconds. This car was fast. That’s how he could change the whole country in 2 months. He traveled across the United States, and he told everyone what they needed to hear throughout his travels. He never expected to change so much so fast, but he did. He never had to worry about money because when he was a little kid he found a key to a lock, and that key unlocked a personal safe at the bank and there were 20 gold bricks and 40 pounds of diamond. To say the least this man had a lot of money. He could have invested the money, and kept it for himself, but he bought this car and 10 other ones a mansion, and then kept what he needed to survive and donated the rest of it. Just remember anything can happen to anyone.