There once was a man named Bert Roberts. He enjoyed walking through the city
with his dog named Larry. Larry was a 4 year old Golden Retriever. Bert got
Larry when he was at the age of 18. Bert is now 22. Bert and Larry are like no
other combination of dog and owner. Bert treats Larry like he is more than a
dog. He treats Larry like his son. The two of them would go out to football
games, and they would also try and get girls together. Larry would go for
female dogs, but it seemed that Bert had better lucky using Larry as a wing
man, and when Larry would use Bert as a wing man it wouldn't really work. The
dynamic duo would try their hardest to be happy and have a good time just
living life. Bert had to work every day other than weekends. Bert worked at a
tattoo parlor. The only thing is that Bert never got a tattoo in his life, but
he was really good at giving tattoos. He was voted the best tattoo artist in
East LA. He never said no to anything a client wanted, and the tattoos always
turned out great. The only time he would ever say no is if the client was under
the age of 18. He never broke the law once in his life. He was a straight edge
guy with a dog. He never had any luck meeting girls, but he always tried. Then
one day Bert decided to get a tattoo and everything changed. He started
drinking and everything. He never cared about anything at all. Then one day
after Bert got home from the store with his 30 pack of beer Bert thought he was
missing something, but he couldn’t figure it out. This feeling went on for
about 2 months. Then he finally realized what it was. Larry left him. Bert
didn’t think that would ever happen, but Larry didn’t like who Bert turned into
so Larry left to find a new owner. The only problem is a dog on the streets
alone in the city doesn’t work to well. Larry ended up at the dog pound. Larry
didn’t have his collar on, so no one knew who he belonged to. Bert went to the
dog pound one day to hope and find Larry. Bert found Larry at the pound and
that’s when everything changed back to how it was. Larry decided that drinking
and partying wasn’t worth it because he lost his best friend Larry. Bert never
had another drop of alcohol again. He decided to quit his job as being a tattoo
artist and start his new career as a dog sitter. He began to watch dogs. He
realized that dogs were his favorite thing in the world. He had to lose his
best friend to make this discovery. When Bert got Larry back he realized what
life really was. He had to find a place where he could take care of all the
dogs that people wanted to him to watch. He had to watch 4 dogs not including
Larry. All the dogs were about the same. They needed to be walked once an hour
and get feed and played with. Bert had to go out and purchase 10 chew toys
because the dogs went through 1 a week. This started to become hard for Bert to
pay for everything. He had to raise his prices this made him feel really bad
because he didn’t want to charge more, but his clients were all millionaires so
they didn’t really have a problem with paying a little more. This made Bert
really happy. Bert and Larry lived happily ever after.
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