Story 7 (704 words)

This story is going to be told through first person. I am going to be the first person narrator because this is a true story. Here we go!

I was just sitting at home playing some Spiderman 2 on my PlayStation 2. I was playing that even though I have an Xbox 360. It was the summer of 2013, so the summer that just ended. It was around the time of the Lancaster carnival. Back to the story. I was just sitting at my house when all of a sudden I get a phone call. It was from thee Austin Hopcia. I was a little puzzled as to why he was calling me, so I answered it. The conversation went a little like this.

“Uh Hello.”

“Hey Jake Woj.”

“Who is this?”

“It’s Zelasko”

“Hey man.”

“You’re going to the carnival. Tell Joe.”

“Alright man..”

Then I went and told my mom what was going on and called Joe. Hopcia picked me up with Zelasko and Cole. Then we went to Joe’s house and picked him up. Then we started our adventure to the Lancaster carnival. On the way there Zelasko put his hand out the window like a gun and pretended to shoot at a car. It just so happened that the car was a cop. Hopcia was really nervous at this point because he thought we were going to get pulled over, but we didn’t. We decided to give a call to our good pal Matt Schaefer. He was at a graduation party for someone he knew in Lancaster. We parked outside and we were yelling his name until he came out. Then he dove in the suv and we went the carnival. We walked around and played some I got it. We decided we had enough of the game, so we decided to walk around and try to find someone we knew. The next thing we knew our good pal Tom Reger came out of nowhere. We all started talking and we walked over to this large group of kids. Then Tom’s little brother came up to Tom and said that someone was making fun of him and he was older than him, so we all followed Tom and he went to talk to the kid. The only problem is he was younger than Tom, so the mean kid called his brother complaining how Tom was being mean to him. It was just a whole lot of words being said. Then the older brother came up to use and started dropping f bombs and freaking out. Then he was saying lets fight at save a lot, but then Tom saw the older brother and realized how big he was, so he didn’t want to fight, but then something crazy happened. This guy that was with him took his shirt off and started yelling who will fight me. Then Tom was pretty annoyed with this kid at this point, so he agreed. If the dumb guy never would have taken his shirt off and started yelling I bet that no one would have fought him. Then Tom knocked the kid out in like three punches. The other kid started it, so everyone was okay. We all bailed at that point. Hopcia, Zelasko, Cole, Joe, and I all drove to drop Joe off at home, and after that we went and played some basketball at Rufus Marx’s house. That was a weird time. We lost the game, so we decided to go to get some Gatorade. The blue kind in the squirting bottle. The only problem is we couldn’t find it anywhere, so we had to go to Tops and just get it in regular bottles. That was a bummer. After that we went to McDonalds to get some food, but instead of them giving us the two burgers we got a quarter pounder burger patty. It was weird. They dropped me off at home shortly after that, and I went to bed to think about how crazy of a night we had. Yes I do still have the video.

The moral of the story is don’t be that guy to take his shirt off and try to fight people. Someone eventually will.