Friday, January 17, 2014

N1 N2 Johnny

A man named Johnny really liked to drive fast. He tried his best to not speed when driving, but he couldn’t. There was something about the thrill of the speed that made him want to go fast. He got the thrill of the lifetime by pushing his car to the limits. He would hit the peak of his rpms before he would shift. He let his car go wild. It was like letting a cheetah run wild on a gazelle. Johnny has been through so many different cars. Money isn’t an issue for him because he invented the pool noodle. He has been a millionaire since the day he released the pool noodle. This has allowed him to try out different cars. The very first car he bought with his money was a Honda civic. He put the most amount of money he could put into it. He put a new turbo in it and he upgraded everything. He also put a body kit on it, so it wouldn’t look as dumb. The joke was on him because it made it look worse. After that car he decided it was time to get a better car, so he got a Toyota Supra. He put all the money he could and this car was fast. It was pushing 1000 horsepower. He went riding around the city. He lived in Miami Florida. This was the racing city in Florida. He used to drive around at night and try to edge cars on to race. He wasn’t the best racer there was, but his car was really fast. He didn’t do anything to the body so people thought it was just a stock supra. He put all his money into the engine instead of the body of the car. Johnny would spend his days tweaking his car in the garage he owned. He bought a garage for racers to work on their cars. Johnny liked to drift his car around every turn he had to take. He never messed with the cops. If a cop would try to pull him over he would always stop. He didn’t want to get arrested. The Supra attracted a little too much attention than he would like, so he sold it and he bought a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. This car is commonly known as an Evo. Johnny took his Evo to his shop and painted it white, and he bought some black BBS Lm rims. He didn’t mind spending around 1,500 dollars on rims because he thought they were really cool. Once he slapped the rims on he rolled out of his garage and stopped at a red light. Within ten minutes of driving the car a BMW M3 rolls up all white with black rims, and starts edging Johnny by revving his engine. Johnny knew what this meant, so he revved back, and on the green light they both slammed it into first gear and off they went. Johnny was hitting about 7 thousand rpms before he would shift, and he looked back and the BMW was way behind. Then next thing he knew the BMW was flying up. Johnny figured the BMW was pushing Nos. Johnny wasn’t even worried, so he dropped a gear and disappeared. Johnny was going about 120 in fourth gear, so he slammed it in fifth and was gone. Johnny wasn’t impressed with the way his new car handled, so he got rid of it after this race. Johnny decided it was time for him to get a big boy car. He dropped 100 thousand on a Nissan GTR. This car was Johnny’s new favorite, so he took it for a ride. He was flying, and his brakes gave out and he wrapped around a tree. This is the sad story about Johnny. He was buried with a pool noodle.

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