A man named Johnny really liked to drive fast. He tried his
best to not speed when driving, but he couldn’t. There was something about the
thrill of the speed that made him want to go fast. He got the thrill of the lifetime
by pushing his car to the limits. He would hit the peak of his rpms before he
would shift. He let his car go wild. It was like letting a cheetah run wild on
a gazelle. Johnny has been through so many different cars. Money isn’t an issue
for him because he invented the pool noodle. He has been a millionaire since
the day he released the pool noodle. This has allowed him to try out different
cars. The very first car he bought with his money was a Honda civic. He put the
most amount of money he could put into it. He put a new turbo in it and he
upgraded everything. He also put a body kit on it, so it wouldn’t look as dumb.
The joke was on him because it made it look worse. After that car he decided it
was time to get a better car, so he got a Toyota Supra. He put all the money he
could and this car was fast. It was pushing 1000 horsepower. He went riding
around the city. He lived in Miami Florida. This was the racing city in
Florida. He used to drive around at night and try to edge cars on to race. He wasn’t
the best racer there was, but his car was really fast. He didn’t do anything to
the body so people thought it was just a stock supra. He put all his money into
the engine instead of the body of the car. Johnny would spend his days tweaking
his car in the garage he owned. He bought a garage for racers to work on their
cars. Johnny liked to drift his car around every turn he had to take. He never
messed with the cops. If a cop would try to pull him over he would always stop.
He didn’t want to get arrested. The Supra attracted a little too much attention
than he would like, so he sold it and he bought a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution.
This car is commonly known as an Evo. Johnny took his Evo to his shop and
painted it white, and he bought some black BBS Lm rims. He didn’t mind spending
around 1,500 dollars on rims because he thought they were really cool. Once he
slapped the rims on he rolled out of his garage and stopped at a red light.
Within ten minutes of driving the car a BMW M3 rolls up all white with black
rims, and starts edging Johnny by revving his engine. Johnny knew what this
meant, so he revved back, and on the green light they both slammed it into
first gear and off they went. Johnny was hitting about 7 thousand rpms before
he would shift, and he looked back and the BMW was way behind. Then next thing
he knew the BMW was flying up. Johnny figured the BMW was pushing Nos. Johnny
wasn’t even worried, so he dropped a gear and disappeared. Johnny was going
about 120 in fourth gear, so he slammed it in fifth and was gone. Johnny wasn’t
impressed with the way his new car handled, so he got rid of it after this
race. Johnny decided it was time for him to get a big boy car. He dropped 100
thousand on a Nissan GTR. This car was Johnny’s new favorite, so he took it for
a ride. He was flying, and his brakes gave out and he wrapped around a tree. This
is the sad story about Johnny. He was buried with a pool noodle.
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