X2 Gary

There was a man named Gary Goober. This man liked to make and listen to music. The only thing is he couldn't afford the turn tables he wanted. He loved music though. He had rhythm because he could play the drums really well the only problem is that his job at Tim Horton’s wouldn't pay for it. He knew this is what he wanted to do though. He decided he was going to do something crazy to get quick money. He thought about stealing it from people around his town. He thought this would work well because he didn't need that much all he needs is about two thousand. He was also thinking about robbing a bank, but he realized that it's not worth the risk. He didn't even need that much, but he thought of something while he was playing Grand Theft Auto 5. He decided he was going to steal a car. He went out and got in his car a nice little 2002 neon and went to drive around the city. He lived in NYC. The thing about living out here is it makes driving really hard. He couldn't go fast at all, so he started wondering how he would be able to pull this off. He found a car parked at the top of a parking garage, and that’s what he decided to take. He jumped in and floored it. He was lucky that the keys were inside of it. He drove the car home without anyone noticing. He parked the car in his garage and covered it up and called a buddy to take him to get his neon. They get to the car park and he gets in his neon and whips home. He looks inside his garage and the car was gone. The moral of the story is if you steal from someone expect to get stolen from.